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jake@piddonkadonk.com

Short notes are welcome. Long notes are welcome too. If you are pitching something, lead with what it is and who it helps, and skip the paragraph about how much you admire my work.

Good fits

What I take on

  • AI solutions consulting, especially picking models and wiring tools
  • AI quality control: rubrics, golden answers, agent trajectory review
  • Partnership strategy between creators, brands, and platforms
  • Live event and experience design questions
  • Speaking, panels, workshops, and course collaborations
  • A tool you think I should test and write up
Poor fits

What I pass on

  • Unpaid spec work and pitch-deck-shaped homework
  • Anything that needs me to pretend I like it
  • Link-insertion requests and SEO guest posts
  • Work that punches down
The studio side

Hiring, not just chatting?

Client work, retainers, and build projects run through B1NARY H0RDE, the studio. Scoping, contracts, and the people who help me deliver all live over there.

Go to binaryhorde.com

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Response time

A few days, usually. If a week passes with nothing, send it again. Things get buried.

Where I am

St. Paul, Minnesota, US Central time. Happy to travel for the right reason.

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