🤖 🤖 🤖 ALRIGHT, WE’RE ABOUT TO BE IN A HEIGHTENED STATE OF “GEEK GIVING MODE”. IT’S TIME FOR A BIG NERD/TECH PRIZE CONTEST! 🎰 🎰 🎰
Jake and Project Piddonkadonk have a BIG BOY (and BIG GIRL obviously) nerd/tech PRIZE/GIVEAWAY that we’ll be running SUPER TURBO SOON. GOTTA STAY TUNED (more info below). The Donk should be keeping the prize for himself so that we could all benefit over here while we’re taking breaks, grubbing or doing doggie walking breaks, but “NOPE” he says he won’t open due to a “lack of time for it”. #WHACK
TEASER: It’s an item that’s absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to find in stores right now, but OBVIOUSLY he was able to score one because he’s an unashamed #SuperConsumer that knows the tricks of the trade AND frequents the sites to be seen.
HINT: The glory of this baby let’s you en joy it alone AND with friends, and the retail price BLOWS THE PAST GIVEAWAYS OUT OF THE WATER. It’ll require some work from you guys getting the word out. LET IT BE KNOWN, that those spreading the word and garnering interaction will also receive some dope consolation prizes from the “Donk’s Vault” – legit goodies. Has he steered you wrong in the past or made your life LESS efficient? We’re thinking the Donkey recently read “The Five Love Languages” and is really pushing the “GIFT GIVING” language…and we’re almost at 1,000 quick likes on the FB page! We’ll be watching for shares, likes, loves, hearts, dislikes, shocked faces, and other shenanigans. In the meantime everything counts…let’s just say that? Spread Project Piddonkadonk around – our temporary mission statement is nerdy as all hell, the way we like it:
“PROJECT PIDDONKADONK PREACHES THE GOSPEL OF TECHNOLOGY, MUSIC & MAYHEM FOR NERDS! Smart Living, Smart Home, Dumb Living, Dumb Home, Comic Books & Computers!”
I think we could consider this a “CALL TO ACTION SCAVENGER HUNT”….. 🦄 (this is NOT a BRONY, it’s an unicorn head, BTW)
DO NOT GUESS ALOUD OR WRITE ANYWHERE ONCE THE CLUES START COMING.
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RULES FOR DOMINATION:
Some of you will get a head start if you’re thirsty for technology and nerdery and paying attention to the below portals. YOU WILL WANT TO FREQUENT, LIKE, LOVE, WATCH, ETC:
A) HERE ON THE WEBSITE
B) the PP TWITTER (www.twitter.com/piddonkadonk)
C) the PP Instagram (www.instagram.com/piddonkadonk)
D) the PP Youtube (www.youtube.com/piddonkadonk)
E) the PP Facebook (www.facebook.com/projectpiddonkadonk)
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SPECIFICALLY READ THIS POST (which is an “abridged version” of a recent “Sunday Funday w/ Donk & Technology” Facebook Live session):
We’ll prob want a video 🎥 of you either A) rocking the MAIN PRIZE or B) hawking the main prize because you need cash 💰, and it’s dope because this thing is going on eBay for more than the list price! Nothing to be ashamed of there 😉
The Donk’s no stranger to eBay. As a matter of fact he’s about to re-up his inventory with a bunch of new gadgets this week including a bunch of the dope new Android Wear Watches:
#GetReady #TodayWeRock ⌚️ 📱 💻 🕹 🎧 🎮 — with the boyz.